Contrary to what you may believe, this is not actually a comment on the people currently running for president of the United states. Unless you want it to be, then it totally is, you guys.
But what’s this? A third candidate seems to have devoured Grock and taken his place!
Few minutes later…
I, Cthulu, promise all you uny mortals a Hell better than this.
*Burning shapes in the background and a fishman standing*
I promise you mortals, on your mother’s graves, that I shall bring about Darkness for as long as I am president!
*Scene changes to Cthulu standing in front of a U.S. flag but with fish instead of stars*
This is Cthulu and I approve of this message.
If it isn’t a political comment I’d rather it was. If it is a political comment I’d rather it wasn’t. If it both is and isn’t a political comment I’m calling that cheating and demanding a straight answer.
Just in time for the election. Let the mud fly! :P
Grock stupid! Grock supposed to aprove if someone else talks good for Grock!
But Grock does not wear a lapel pin, so I can’t support him. Besides, I don’t live in a purple state.
But what’s this? A third candidate seems to have devoured Grock and taken his place!
Few minutes later…
I, Cthulu, promise all you uny mortals a Hell better than this.
*Burning shapes in the background and a fishman standing*
I promise you mortals, on your mother’s graves, that I shall bring about Darkness for as long as I am president!
*Scene changes to Cthulu standing in front of a U.S. flag but with fish instead of stars*
This is Cthulu and I approve of this message.
“Abortions for some! Tiny American Flags for others!”
“We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And forever twirling. Twirling. TWIRLING!”
“Don’t blame me! I voted for Kodos!”
@RBZ,
That episode is what taught me about politics.
No way is that the presidential race! That was the Republican nomination battle.
All hail President Grock!
If it isn’t a political comment I’d rather it was. If it is a political comment I’d rather it wasn’t. If it both is and isn’t a political comment I’m calling that cheating and demanding a straight answer.
I wish i lived in a city where supervillans ran for mayor using broken english and threats of murder and canabalysm but Newyork is too cold
@James:
Cthulhu for President. Why settle for the lesser evil?