I thought I’d be subtle and name this thing “Solomon Ramsay”.
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That was funny, indeed! Only one place for such a vile creature… where else?! XD
This one is actually too nice.
Next week he’ll be on Dancing with the Stars!
Born a big Pansy,
Fisted by Transy,
Married on a Whimsy,
Took ill from the Foodsy,
Gfew worse from baked goosey,
Died covered in pukesy,
Dumped in toxic watery,
NOT the end,
Of Solomon Ramsey.
You guys should illustrate some Edward Lear nonsense poems. Those verses help you learn English from a whole new angel.
The Astronomes’s predecessor’s one weakness: rejected gourmet food!
I wouldn’t be surprised if this was actually true.
In 1963, a major produce merchant named Cyrus Aluminum was murdered following an incident at a 5 star restaurant in which he publicly insulted the chef. His body was dumped in the Shitropolis swamp, where it festered in the toxic sludge for fifty years, only to be reanimated by the Congress of Mutant Trees, which do that kind of thing from time to time. He encountered a near sighted hobo who invited him to a dinner of roast rat. When the hobo asked who he was, he could only remember that his mother had decorated their house with pansies as far back as the day he was born. The hobo, having a master’s degree in Obscure Poetry No One Else Reads was immediately reminded of the nursery ryme Solomon Ramsey by Edward Beer. He nick named him after the poem, and it stuck. When asked by the hobo how the rat was, Ramsey said, “Eh, I’ve had worse”.
I LOL’d on the COX.
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