Could be the yellow guy usually loses at Trial by Combat.
Could be the pink guy is an asshole who uses the catch-all word “loser” in place of, e.g. “coward”, “asshole”, “person minding their own business across the street”, etc.
As the youngest of multipe siblings, I have to say that there is no better way of dealing with this issue short of invoking the dreaded “I’m telling Mom” rule.
First thing I noticed, really. If that’s bad I’d still prefer it over treating spelling as “pick words that are phonetically close to what I’m trying to say, at random”.
I think he means coward, it’ll only be loser talk if he said it after the fight and had lost :)
Could be the yellow guy usually loses at Trial by Combat.
Could be the pink guy is an asshole who uses the catch-all word “loser” in place of, e.g. “coward”, “asshole”, “person minding their own business across the street”, etc.
Might as well have the fight in the bathroom. The winner walks out & the loser also cleans up the spattered blood with everything else.
Well, if you have the fight anywhere else, the winner will have to clean up *that* area – The loser is already busy with the bathroom…
“Brownie bake-off!”
Wait, what?
Ew.
Well, these guys do look like they might be more in favor of a brownie spit-roasting contest. That or cub scouts.
Brownie spit-roasting?
What? Are these guys fire-breathing dragons, or something?
I’m sure they could find a grill or a fire pit if they needed one. You need one of those for spit roasting.
“We only have one oven”
“Oh right. Then there’s only one fair way to settle this; Trial by combat!”
“Ok. Trial by Combat, it is. Who gets the sword, and who gets the shield?”
“Hmm. There’s only one fair way to settle this… Trial by Combat!”
“But what are the rules?”
“There is only one way to decide, Trail by Intellectual Debate!”
Everything must be solved through Mortal Kombat!
VG or RL?
As the youngest of multipe siblings, I have to say that there is no better way of dealing with this issue short of invoking the dreaded “I’m telling Mom” rule.
Wait, did your mom not enforce the Trial by Combat herself?
No, she’d enforce the far more demanding and grueling Trial by Cooperation.
Enforced by her wielding a melee weapon of her own?
(like a slipper)
My mother is a former U.S. Marine with multiple arrests for assault on her record – she is more than capable of wielding whatever weapon she needs.
Not to mention turning anything she wields into a weapon…
And that’s why you get minions.
is it bad that the thing I’m most focused on here is the [who’s]/[whose] misspelling?
First thing I noticed, really. If that’s bad I’d still prefer it over treating spelling as “pick words that are phonetically close to what I’m trying to say, at random”.
“whose turn”…
Ronnie Filyaw was in there last, so this is the only way.
Heh. I can get with that. I hate cleaning the bathroom. XD
And you need minions as well.
Banana?
Even in a warrior culture someone has got to take charge of toilet duties.